| | God damded (sp? Forgive me I'm a dog. Nobody ever taught me to spell)
it. The shit in my life just keeps on rolling in. I'm minding my own
little puppy business when my owners decide it would be a great idea to
take me for a car ride. Now I love car rides. The majority of the time
we go to get coffee at the triangle or ice cream at the Drive Thru
Diary in which case the worker sluts there give me dog cookies. Thanks
bitches!!! Anyhow they tricked my homely ass because this was another
bad car ride. We end up at first what seems like a cool place. All
these other dogs are there and I'm hoping I can start humping the shit
out of this sexy bitch I see in the corner but Shane and Ellie start to
get all pissed off and shit. And I'm like fuck just let me play with
the other dogs. What's the big fucking deal?
Every chance I get I sneak over to try and play with the other dogs and
sometimes I succeed for a short time, just before they yank that
fucking leash and reel me in. I swear to fucking god I'm going to wait
until tonight when they are humping and then I'm going to put my wet
puppy nose on Shane's ass. He hates that. Well that's what that asshole
gets for yanking me around. So, they take me into a room and give me a
little prick on my ass. It is then explained to me that this is the vet
and we are here for shots to keep me healthy. The other dogs in the
room are sick. That's why we shouldn't play with or hump them. They
could've told me that earlier. Assholes. Now I have a cough.
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